My name is Irving Kosnoski. You can call me Irv. All it takes is one lousy dollar and I'll totally be your friend. If you really want a sweet friend, or if you want to send this to a loser who needs a sweet friend, do it. It will be cool.

What do you get for $1?

1. One year of my friendship.
   
2. An email every month from me to you. Awesome!
3. An authentic certificate of friendship you can print out and put on your wall.
4. A chance to win a boss T-Shirt.
5. Best of all, a COOL NEW FRIEND!