It's so easy, my cousin Gina can do it. But she's not my friend, she's just my cousin. All you do is click that big purple button below. It goes to PayPal and you send me a dollar. Then, you'll get all the rad stuff that goes with being my friend, like an Authentic Certificate of Friendship. I'll send you an email every month telling about stuff I do. It's that simple.
	This is me and my cousin Gina

Don't have PayPal?

I will still be your friend! Just send your crisp, clean George Washington to me via the fine USPS. Email me for more information.

I know some of you are already super cool. You don't think you need my friendship. But I bet you know someone who does need a friend, and you don't want it to be you. There's totally a way to do that! How rad is that? You can give a year of my friendship to someone in need. That person would totally thank you, and it only costs you a dollar.