What My Awsome Friends Say
I've got lots of sweet friends, because I'm a sweet friend. My friends think I'm cool, so you should too. Here's some of the stuff my friends say about me:
"Irv is a sweet friend. He sends me emails and stuff."
"This one time, I was really depressed because I didn't have any friends except for my 11 cats, but they don't count. Then I met Irv. Irv is a better friend than my cats because those frickin' things poop on my carpet."
"Irv is my best friend. If I knew where he lived, I would go over to his house and we would watch TV. I bet he likes TV."
"Next to Grandma's urn on the mantle, I have Irv's certificate of friendship in an expensive frame. It's a reminder that Grandma was only the second coolest friend I ever had."
"This one time, I was really depressed because I didn't have any friends except for my 11 cats, but they don't count. Then I met Irv. Irv is a better friend than my cats because those frickin' things poop on my carpet."
"Irv is my best friend. If I knew where he lived, I would go over to his house and we would watch TV. I bet he likes TV."
"Next to Grandma's urn on the mantle, I have Irv's certificate of friendship in an expensive frame. It's a reminder that Grandma was only the second coolest friend I ever had."
Send Me Stuff
Hey, if you've already made the bestest decision of your life by getting some of my awesome friendship for yourself, why not tell the whole world? Send me your photo or your comments and I'll post it here. Everyone can know about our sweet friendship if you want.
My Band
I have this sweet band called "Chad The Band," named after the country
Chad in Africa. My friend Lee is in the band. We're not sure what kind
of band we want to be yet, but we just released our first single called
Hamsta Gangsta. Download Hamsta Gangsta and check out my blog for more news on Chad The Band.
Stuff From My Friends
Buford sent me this picture of his totally rad Chevelle. His truck is there too, but it's almost invisible. Buford has the best cars I've ever seen. They don't even have that much rust. If I had a car like that, I would probably race it.